~} Moon... {~

~~Shooting for the Moon~~

As I was taking the bus home from work (Bus number 9) from changi, a guy speaking with a malaysian accent plonked dwn beside me. He was booming into his phone like an overcharged loud hailer.
At first I thought he was talking to a girl. He was telling "her" that guys are fuckers, will slowly suck "her" dry cuz she is rich. Then he asked "her" at the back why so noisy. Like ppl having s**. Then, to my disgust, he brayed loudly "Hai shi ni gei ta B?" WTF, IN PUBLIC. Wa kao. Gays are supposed to be refined, he must be the equivalent of a prostitute. And yea, I was proven correct. "Nian ling bu shi wen4 ti2, bu guan shi 40 year old, huo 50 year old, zhi yao wo xi huan, wo jiu hui shang. Wo yi qian shi ya2 (means duck, a male whore). Xiao bai lian shi jing qian mian, wo jing hou mian." OMAN, burn my innocent ears! I've aged 50 years just listening to this. But like watching a drama, I'm strangely enthralled by his narrative. lol. "Wo de nan peng you gang gang1 si le ( HIV anyone?). a shi hou ta huo ze, wo yao share ta with ta de lao po." Oh heavens, this is better than Da Chang Jin. LOL. I pricked my ear, while pretending to sleep. "Wo de dong song le(My hole is loose), suo yi ta men bu yao wo, wo zhi dao. Ni qu Maxwell, wen yi wen, shui bu zhi dao wo de ming (You go Maxwell ask around, who dunno my name?"
The person he was talking to is a guy, with a fifteen year old boyfren. I gleaned that much frm his conversation. lol.
All in all, it was an amusing ride, I was enjoyin myself, yet feeling disgust at the same time.

~} Moonshine